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Re: Mermaid, Whale, or Smart Arse?

Keiko — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 16:39:30 -0000

she's mad at people like you
who continue to perpetuate the message that women's only worth is in
their bodies. Women will read this and feel so good and empowered and
then have to see your comment and feel defeated that there are p...eople
that don't take the matter seriously--that so many women (and men) feel
so bad about themselves just because they don't have the ideal body.
This woman was so brave to stand up to the sick advertising and cultural
standards of beauty, and all you can do is discount that. You may think
it's just a little humor but your words can really impact how others
feel.

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Steve — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 16:47:15 -0000

Actually Einstein lived on processed cheese slices and bacon flavoured crisps (allegedly). They then photoshopped all his pictures. If you don't believe me ask Tom Cruise - he knows (allegedly).

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WigglyFace — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 17:20:56 -0000

knowledge and wisdom are stored in the brain. Assfat is stored in the ass.

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Avdian_noctem — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 22:01:46 -0000

Wow your intelligence is going to cause high blood pressure, diabetes, cancer, heart disease and god knows what else. You just proved fat chicks don't have a sense of humor.

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David — Sun, 30 May 2010 19:57:59 -0000

sorry to say but you really shouldnt be proud of being fat it lead to all sorts of diseases and mold growing in the flabs of your body. I'm sorry but thats just disgusting.

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Amie — Fri, 28 May 2010 08:16:49 -0000

I like this, it send out a good message. That you dont need to be skinny to be happy do you?

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Alley — Wed, 19 May 2010 18:34:04 -0000

This was a funny post.
I`m not an overweight person, (although I`m not rail thin, either) and I found humor in this.

I think all the haters should shut up, and learn how to laugh.

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Kelly — Sun, 16 May 2010 09:37:58 -0000

Oh, so because I'm not fat, I'm not wise, cultured, educated, or happy?

Appropriate that you look at your ass to determine the size of your brain, because that's apparently where your head is located.

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KC — Fri, 14 May 2010 20:47:29 -0000

Yeahhhhh..... The media didn't make me think obese women are gross, nature did.

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dan — Wed, 12 May 2010 20:12:40 -0000

fat cunt

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Not-A-Moron — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 21:15:33 -0000

Are all the people who read this really that stupid? This is based off a PETA ad (which may have stolen its tagline from the French ad) that proclaims skinny over healthy-looking is the "beautiful" way to be. This woman is serious, this woman is being cleverly facetious. She's snapping back at an ad that perpetuates a disgusting and unrealistic beauty standard. Grow a brain.

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LSDBaby — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 06:56:04 -0000

Fat ass = wisdom and knowledge. LMAO!!! Just keep telling yourself that when your "wisdom and knowledge" is drooping over the sides of your chair like a mass of play dough. Absolute classic.

Now I'm off to buy some scuba gear and go mermaid hunting. Keep munching fatty.

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Kathy — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 16:59:52 -0000

This woman should be president of the world!

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Don — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 22:19:00 -0000

I have a hard time seeing how buildup of ice cream and coffee consumption amounts to information and wisdom. Was Einstein morbidly obese or am I missing something?

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Winrar! — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 03:51:11 -0000

this man is a winner.

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Snark — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 23:31:54 -0000

Yeah, being a whale is cool and all, but I'd have to stay the heck away from Japan!

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Julie — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:34:32 -0000

Your knowledge and wisdom spills over into the rest of your body? Are you serious? It IS in fact possible to have that ice cream, that coffee, and that dinner while maintaining non-whale status. It involves a serious amount of WISDOM and KNOWLEDGE however, of how to treat your body. Maybe if your education did overflow do your body, it would tell you not to eat ice cream EVERY day and to go for a run instead of watching your favorite TV show sometime.

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afriendindenmark — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:59:46 -0000

I remember seeing a B&W photo of some elegant models standing amongst a group of seated grandmothers - I think that not one of the grandmothers was under 80, because they were all heavily wrinkled. All of the models had the usual miserable pout on their faces, and all of the grandmother were smiling.

The thought "Who's beautiful here" popped into my mind, and I wasn't thinking of the models.

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nofatchicks — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:48:14 -0000

you're as retarded as your anthropomorphic whales and dolphins. there are much better ways to justify being a faty.

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Anonymous — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:27:43 -0000

I fail to understand the article. Mermaids don't exist, but whales don't exist as beings who enjoy CDs, sex, kids, and places.

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Tomac — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 05:56:39 -0000

fat chicks have terrible senses of humor, evidently

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yaga — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 16:17:11 -0000

you may look at your ass and think your fucking Einstien, but what about all the stupid fat people? the 'information = cellulite' rule may not work for everyone.
plus, booby sex with a mermaid, with a nose plug, seems like a fine idea.
and i hate kids so it's all cool.
and who says mermaids cant chill with dolphins or sing and shit? The Little Mermaid has a CD of her own too.

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Ben Sasse is Fucking Terrible — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 21:40:13 -0000

She sounds fat.

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Rich Dansereau — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:06:32 -0000

Those sirens of the sea aren't the mermaids but the singing of the whales. It is time the whales take their rightful place center stage...um, center stage full of water...while those skinny, lipsynching mermaids shut the hell up. Wait, they weren't really singing to begin with. It was all illusion.

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Mihaela Lica — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 06:11:54 -0000

LOOOL, this is just what I needed today.