Those sirens of the sea aren't the mermaids but the singing of the whales. It is time the whales take their rightful place center stage...um, center stage full of water...while those skinny, lipsynching mermaids shut the hell up. Wait, they weren't really singing to begin with. It was all illusion.
Mihaela Lica
· 5 months ago
LOOOL, this is just what I needed today.
RennyBA
· 5 months ago
Don't become a whale! Then you can't see smart things in the mirror! ;-)
Sueblimely
· 5 months ago
You do realize that you have just declared that you like being a smart arse :-)
Saboma
· 5 months ago
Qui moi? Pas moi, petite amie.
IFWM
· 5 months ago
She sounds fat.
yaga
· 3 months ago
you may look at your ass and think your fucking Einstien, but what about all the stupid fat people? the 'information = cellulite' rule may not work for everyone. plus, booby sex with a mermaid, with a nose plug, seems like a fine idea. and i hate kids so it's all cool. and who says mermaids cant chill with dolphins or sing and shit? The Little Mermaid has a CD of her own too.
Winrar!
· 2 weeks ago
this man is a winner.
Tomac
· 2 months ago
fat chicks have terrible senses of humor, evidently
Anonymous
· 4 weeks ago
I fail to understand the article. Mermaids don't exist, but whales don't exist as beings who enjoy CDs, sex, kids, and places.
nofatchicks
· 4 weeks ago
you're as retarded as your anthropomorphic whales and dolphins. there are much better ways to justify being a faty.
afriendindenmark
· 4 weeks ago
I remember seeing a B&W photo of some elegant models standing amongst a group of seated grandmothers - I think that not one of the grandmothers was under 80, because they were all heavily wrinkled. All of the models had the usual miserable pout on their faces, and all of the grandmother were smiling.
The thought "Who's beautiful here" popped into my mind, and I wasn't thinking of the models.
Julie
· 4 weeks ago
Your knowledge and wisdom spills over into the rest of your body? Are you serious? It IS in fact possible to have that ice cream, that coffee, and that dinner while maintaining non-whale status. It involves a serious amount of WISDOM and KNOWLEDGE however, of how to treat your body. Maybe if your education did overflow do your body, it would tell you not to eat ice cream EVERY day and to go for a run instead of watching your favorite TV show sometime.
Snark
· 2 weeks ago
Yeah, being a whale is cool and all, but I'd have to stay the heck away from Japan!
Don
· 4 days ago
I have a hard time seeing how buildup of ice cream and coffee consumption amounts to information and wisdom. Was Einstein morbidly obese or am I missing something?
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plus, booby sex with a mermaid, with a nose plug, seems like a fine idea.
and i hate kids so it's all cool.
and who says mermaids cant chill with dolphins or sing and shit? The Little Mermaid has a CD of her own too.
The thought "Who's beautiful here" popped into my mind, and I wasn't thinking of the models.